Just Silly!

In a light mood, and needing to avoid the weight of the world. There are too many bad things going on. Also so many hardships to deal and address and we can do that later. As for today, its all silly.
My personal Dictionary. Definitions of words from a sarcastic politically incorrect being.

Cautious: -dropping your keys in San Fran. and kicking them all the way to Seattle before bending down to pick them up.
Scarce: -fat people in Ethiopia; - intelligence in Pakistan; -ethics in Washington.
Lost: -Robin Leach in Harlem; -Freedom in Iran; -Humanism amongst Muslim fanatics.
Bankrupt: -Bacon Burger place in Saudi Arabia; -Bikini store in Greenland; -Big and Tall shop in Japan;

Feel free to add your own ideas.....