Two quick jokes

Here are the two quick jokes which married men get, and single men don't. Humor is all about cynicism. You have to be secure to wear Pink if you are a man, just as you need to be secure to tell these jokes if you are married to your wife. I have told both to my wife and laughed out loud. She just gave me the face, which made me laugh even more.

Why did Tiger Woods cheat? Cause he is married.
Why are divorces so expensive? Cause they are worth it.