Hetero parade

Last week I was in a bar and got caught up in the Gay Pride celebration and parade. It led me to thinking we should have a Hetero parade. Why should Gays be the only ones with a parade based on their sexual orientation. Christmas, thanksgiving, Easter and all those parades have no meaning for me. However a hetero parade I can lay claim to.
We would have floats, but no Leather!. We can have non show tunes.
We can wear casual clothes.
Men would walk with women side by side.
Whos with me????